Country songs about bad choices, cheap beer, and good stories.
Honky Tonk Mistakes is a funny country band from the back porch. Debut album I Found My Wallet, Honey dropped September 8, 2025.
About the Band
Born from late nights, loud laughs, and a cooler that never stays full, Honky Tonk Mistakes mixes back‑porch humor with dive‑bar wisdom. If it belongs on a bumper sticker, it probably belongs in one of our songs.
We write about jerky you shouldn’t eat, fences that don’t make sense, and the kind of love that hurts in funny places.
12 tracks of rowdy humor and back‑porch wisdom, released Sept 8, 2025.
We sound better near a toolbox and a fold‑out chair.
We say what we mean and we mean it funny.
Albums
Stream right here or jump out to your favorite service. Use Play All to hear a full record.
Where We're Going
More songs, rowdier shows, and a steady drip of singles. We’ll announce dates, behind‑the‑scenes clips, and new tracks on socials.
- • Second single release with lyric video
- • Garage session live EP
- • Regional shows + pop‑up merch tables
Need Some Therapy?
Forget email lists. Just kick us in the balls, mentally.
Contact Us
Questions, booking, or bad ideas? Drop us a note.