Country songs about bad choices, cheap beer, and good stories.

Honky Tonk Mistakes is a funny country band from the back porch. Debut album I Found My Wallet, Honey dropped September 8, 2025.

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I Found My Wallet, Honey — album cover
Debut Album
I Found My Wallet, Honey

About the Band

Born from late nights, loud laughs, and a cooler that never stays full, Honky Tonk Mistakes mixes back‑porch humor with dive‑bar wisdom. If it belongs on a bumper sticker, it probably belongs in one of our songs.

We write about jerky you shouldn’t eat, fences that don’t make sense, and the kind of love that hurts in funny places.

Debut
I Found My Wallet, Honey

12 tracks of rowdy humor and back‑porch wisdom, released Sept 8, 2025.

Home Base
Small towns & loud garages

We sound better near a toolbox and a fold‑out chair.

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We say what we mean and we mean it funny.

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First Album

Out now everywhere you stream. Here’s the track list.

  1. 1. I Found My Wallet, Honey (Remastered)Clean
  2. 2. Other People’s JerkyExplicit
  3. 3. Independent SuspensionClean
  4. 4. Flirt With the Devil, See What You GetExplicit
  5. 5. I Like to Wash My Ice With BourbonClean
  6. 6. You Don’t Need to Be Smart If You’re Gonna Play DumbClean
  7. 7. Kick Me in the Balls, MentallyExplicit
  8. 8. Organic FartsClean
  9. 9. Public Lands Need Fertilizer TooClean
  10. 10. Killing Isn’t a Game (But You Can Kill Game)Explicit
  11. 11. Fencing PhysicsExplicit
  12. 12. I Don’t Know If I Could Be Any More Gnat’s AssExplicit

Where We’re Going

More songs, rowdier shows, and a steady drip of singles. We’ll announce dates, behind‑the‑scenes clips, and new tracks on socials.

  • Second single release with lyric video
  • Garage session live EP
  • Regional shows + pop‑up merch tables

Need Some Therapy?

Forget email lists. Just kick us in the balls, mentally.