Country songs about bad choices, cheap beer, and good stories.
Honky Tonk Mistakes is a funny country band from the back porch. Debut album I Found My Wallet, Honey dropped September 8, 2025.
About the Band
Born from late nights, loud laughs, and a cooler that never stays full, Honky Tonk Mistakes mixes back‑porch humor with dive‑bar wisdom. If it belongs on a bumper sticker, it probably belongs in one of our songs.
We write about jerky you shouldn’t eat, fences that don’t make sense, and the kind of love that hurts in funny places.
12 tracks of rowdy humor and back‑porch wisdom, released Sept 8, 2025.
We sound better near a toolbox and a fold‑out chair.
We say what we mean and we mean it funny.
First Album
Out now everywhere you stream. Here’s the track list.
- 1. I Found My Wallet, Honey (Remastered)Clean
- 2. Other People’s JerkyExplicit
- 3. Independent SuspensionClean
- 4. Flirt With the Devil, See What You GetExplicit
- 5. I Like to Wash My Ice With BourbonClean
- 6. You Don’t Need to Be Smart If You’re Gonna Play DumbClean
- 7. Kick Me in the Balls, MentallyExplicit
- 8. Organic FartsClean
- 9. Public Lands Need Fertilizer TooClean
- 10. Killing Isn’t a Game (But You Can Kill Game)Explicit
- 11. Fencing PhysicsExplicit
- 12. I Don’t Know If I Could Be Any More Gnat’s AssExplicit
Where We're Going
More songs, rowdier shows, and a steady drip of singles. We’ll announce dates, behind‑the‑scenes clips, and new tracks on socials.
- • Second single release with lyric video
- • Garage session live EP
- • Regional shows + pop‑up merch tables
Need Some Therapy?
Forget email lists. Just kick us in the balls, mentally.